cock wobbler
cock wobbler by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003
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Cock Snake
A whore that can deep throat enormous man parts. The woman grabs the 15 inch monster and jams it down her esophagus.
John: hey you offer any "special" services ?
Whore: ehh sucky sucky 5 dolla ?
John: hell yeah lets do this biotch
Whore:*unzips guys pants* grr goguuaa go ohhh brr aah
John: Holy sh!t ! Your a Fu%&ing cock snake !!!
Whore: *Dies of Asphyxiation*
John : Mother Fu$8 what the fuc&ing hell am i going to do with this bitch !!!!!!
Whore: ehh sucky sucky 5 dolla ?
John: hell yeah lets do this biotch
Whore:*unzips guys pants* grr goguuaa go ohhh brr aah
John: Holy sh!t ! Your a Fu%&ing cock snake !!!
Whore: *Dies of Asphyxiation*
John : Mother Fu$8 what the fuc&ing hell am i going to do with this bitch !!!!!!
Cock Snake by Mr McJohnson May 17, 2009
cock blocked
1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.
2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...
2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...
2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
cock blocked by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006
cock and bull
A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.
cock and bull by Lorn A. W. August 14, 2004
cock drill
cock drill by Alan Scheks August 9, 2017
cock shnogler
N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
cock shnogler by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006