Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy

I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.

by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017

Debt collector

Someone who goes to the club and get girls numbers

Hey Bob I'm going to the club to get some numbers tonight
Bob: you better leave those broke hoes alone you going to be paying all there bills you must love being a debt collector

by Snowk1ng August 24, 2017

Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

A Connect 4

Four "Blunt Wraps" or "Papers" that are licked, stuck together, and rolled into one long slow burning "Blunt" or "Joint." It is usually done by a young first time adolescent teenage smoker who doesn't care about the bud they're wasting or their tolerance. Most of the time it gets harder to hit halfway through because of all the resin build up and seldomly has no structural stability throughout its center or where any of the ends conjoin and requires two people to smoke.

John: "Dude what's taking so long? "
Billy: "It's fucking A Connect 4, it takes some time to roll, man"
John: "Well that 4 Connect better smoke as long as you took to roll it, Bitch"

by Ølijah October 20, 2017

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017