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Da Club

A term for "the club" that white people should never use.
Phil: "Imma be at da club."
Jill: "Dude, you're way too white to be calling it 'da club.'"
by Nerdkub August 15, 2014
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Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.
by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008
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KEY Club

The KEY in KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth. KEY Club is an international student-led organization based on community service. It is the oldest and largest service program for high school students which exists on over 5,000 high school campuses. High school students join this club in hopes of changing the world one step at a time. KEY Clubbers are dedicated, responsible and hard-working. They take their job seriously and does everything in their power to get their job done.
Kevin: What club should I join?
Scott: Well, I heard KIWIN'S was fun.
Billy: I heard KIWIN'S doesn't do anything, all they do is go to events and collect free stuff. I'm joining KEY Club.
Scott: Why?
Billy: Because it's international, there are way more opportunities to meet people from all over than there are in KIWIN's. Also, they actually do community service every week.
Kevin: What does KIWIN'S mean anyways? I know KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth.
Scott: I have no idea.
Billy: Me either.
Kevin: In that case, i'm joining KEY Club because they sound like they have more fun with different kinds of people and benefit the community in more ways.
by thetruthbeholds June 23, 2008
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troll club

A nick name for someone, normally a white male, with an abnormally large penis.
by skyyraine December 17, 2007
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Club Head

Someone who will spend majority of free time at nightclubs. Fake tanned, high maintenance, self loather looking too fill a void. Club Heads can never be trusted, and for the most part will get with anyone who they meet. They also think that wearing sunglasses inside or at night looks cool. They are the number 1 supporter of Ed Hardiots and are basically slaves to the grungy mass produced electronic beats that society deems "good music".
"dude I can't stand Club Heads. if I ever want to cram myself in a dingy club with 100's of strangers creeping around me and terrible music playing all night, put me out of my misery."
by anti-fake chicks March 7, 2010
mugGet the Club Headmug.

Club Red

A club game filled with ODers.
Hey man, Club Red Stinks - go play Proximity!
by uwot plussy December 1, 2016
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Club Mate

A caffeinated beverage based on Mate extract. It is less sweet than classical Cola or Energy drinks, plus it is vegan and gluten-free.
One of the top-selling drinks at german Festivals, Conventions and Parties.

There is a winter edition with spices and a Cola edition.
I'm tired, but I wanna party for another five hours.... I need a Club Mate!
by Jorinda July 31, 2013
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