Da Club

A term for "the club" that white people should never use.
Phil: "Imma be at da club."
Jill: "Dude, you're way too white to be calling it 'da club.'"
by Nerdkub August 15, 2014
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Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.
by The Dawgpound March 22, 2008
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KEY Club

The KEY in KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth. KEY Club is an international student-led organization based on community service. It is the oldest and largest service program for high school students which exists on over 5,000 high school campuses. High school students join this club in hopes of changing the world one step at a time. KEY Clubbers are dedicated, responsible and hard-working. They take their job seriously and does everything in their power to get their job done.
Kevin: What club should I join?
Scott: Well, I heard KIWIN'S was fun.
Billy: I heard KIWIN'S doesn't do anything, all they do is go to events and collect free stuff. I'm joining KEY Club.
Scott: Why?
Billy: Because it's international, there are way more opportunities to meet people from all over than there are in KIWIN's. Also, they actually do community service every week.
Kevin: What does KIWIN'S mean anyways? I know KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth.
Scott: I have no idea.
Billy: Me either.
Kevin: In that case, i'm joining KEY Club because they sound like they have more fun with different kinds of people and benefit the community in more ways.
by thetruthbeholds July 11, 2008
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troll club

A nick name for someone, normally a white male, with an abnormally large penis.
How's it going troll club!
by skyyraine November 18, 2007
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Club Head

Someone who will spend majority of free time at nightclubs. Fake tanned, high maintenance, self loather looking too fill a void. Club Heads can never be trusted, and for the most part will get with anyone who they meet. They also think that wearing sunglasses inside or at night looks cool. They are the number 1 supporter of Ed Hardiots and are basically slaves to the grungy mass produced electronic beats that society deems "good music".
"dude I can't stand Club Heads. if I ever want to cram myself in a dingy club with 100's of strangers creeping around me and terrible music playing all night, put me out of my misery."
by anti-fake chicks March 07, 2010
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Club Walk

The really stupid dance/walk that people do when walking through a club/bar that is playing loud music. It is mostly done by girls who want to get laid and shake their bootys while they walk to get attention, the same way that girls become lipstick lesbians when "I kissed a girl" comes on.
"As if they are doing the club walk. cringe"

by Dance walk hater January 20, 2009
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U was at the club

U came from tik tok didn’t u
U was at the club bottoms up when I first met u had to get u straight to my bedroom
by Not my real name bob May 28, 2019
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