Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

by superman75 February 14, 2020

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Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

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