by Defoncer December 2, 2020
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Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
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by christheroach May 21, 2021
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Get the christophane mug.Christophi is your average male human that gets average grades. Sleeps at 12 am and wakes up at 7. Theres nothing special with him. Theres no reason to be friends with him. He does have some but not alot. Also he loves eating oreo cookies
by SuperIdolFarts November 21, 2021
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by Christover November 21, 2021
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by KumikiNg November 21, 2021
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