by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009
Get the candy piemug. The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 3, 2003
Get the candy cornmug. Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
by Go Fuck YO SELF August 14, 2007
Get the candy canesmug. by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017
Get the Midnight Candymug. Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.
by MGunner December 11, 2011
Get the Lap Candymug. When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.
Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
by Jared77 June 23, 2009
Get the Siamese Candymug. 