Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

lunch burritos

Also known as a taco.

I ate some delicious lunch burritos last night.

by Radical jadical January 1, 2018

Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.

James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.

by Yea123455 January 11, 2022

Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025

burrito

host of bbb, friend with famous well renowned drooling idiot clash

noah: hi burrito

burrito: fuck you

by not evilton June 13, 2025