Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to

Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!

by MasterOfTides August 19, 2023

burrito

host of bbb, friend with famous well renowned drooling idiot clash

noah: hi burrito

burrito: fuck you

by not evilton June 13, 2025

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012

Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.

boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok

by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014

Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017

bunny burrito

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel

This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.

by iambek January 18, 2022

Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.

James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.

by Yea123455 January 11, 2022