girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
by true facts lister March 27, 2020
Get the Brianmug. It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023
Get the Brianedmug. Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
Get the justin geoffrey brian smithmug. A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.
Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.
Me: I know.
by joceee November 20, 2023
Get the Brianmug. The most adventurous couple, and loves to cuddle❤️ They help each other grow, and support each others desires:) The best couple alive. They are so cute and clingy:) and help build each other up<3💗
by Bigbootynutgobbler May 9, 2022
Get the Leanna+Brian:)mug. A garden gnome of a man.
by Luna Lea October 3, 2023
Get the Brian Moonmug. Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.
by YA BOIII2468 June 14, 2018
Get the Brianmug.