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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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Brian

Roommate: Where were you last night?
Me: Girl, I was at Brian’s
by captainCauldron January 30, 2025
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tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
by tom brian February 6, 2017
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Brian

Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.
"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"
by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018
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brian macdonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man existing on this planet. He is the bass player in PVRIS, according to his bandmate Lynn Gunn, he is the worst bass player (PVRIS play 'Say WHAT!?) but that's false facts sis. wig. you WILL be amazed by his amazing talent, you will feel the need to cry every time you see his beautiful film photos on his fancy gram. Stan Brian MacDonald!
Should we protect Brian MacDonald?

Yes, we certainly do!
by yéét March 19, 2018
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brian boeshart

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.
: I got to get my rent money to brian boeshart
by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021
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Brian Thompson

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.
by BMPT July 5, 2019
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