Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013

3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!

by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

boobie

Something that involves a womans breasticles and/or woman-package.

DAMN, her boobies are so pretty. I was looking at them the whole time we were talking.

by maryyy October 16, 2005

ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

poop boobies

Nasty ass saggy boobies.

Damn! That bitch had some poop boobies!

by pimp nigga May 25, 2006

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

by BMAC4395 July 7, 2011