jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

by dantheman wec February 5, 2009

Box Block

Much like the term cock block for men; the Box Block is the reverb for a female. Defining the actions taken when one female steps in front of another female to void a sexual advance from a man.

This guy was totally hooked and about to take me home until Linda totally Box Blocked her!

by Scott Blau January 27, 2008

d-block

1)a level of a prison/jail (floor)
2)to steal something

1)yo.. i'm locked in the d-block
2)OH SHIT! I TOTALLY JUST D-BLOCKED THAT MO FUCKA'S STEREO!

by skimbad August 27, 2003

spock block

whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)

in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.

by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009

block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.

Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009

Cock Block

Moriarty. That is all.

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......

by WatsonFan January 25, 2011