The act of, or, pertaining to; completely fail at courting the opposite sex, and have said plan backfire, for the amusement of others. To "cock block" yourself.
To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.
To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.
2 brothers decide to pick up two best friends. After each brother fails with the original girl they picked, they swap the girls' info and proceed to hit on the next one by insulting the previous girl. Thinking the best friends will not share the info with each other and laugh at how miserable the brothers attempts were.
Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves
Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves
by lemonadeizgoodshiet April 18, 2010
Get the Mok Blockmug. When a doctor needs to visit a patient, but he is being blocked from doing so by another doctor, who is consulting with the patient for a long period of time, especially with that patient's file under his arm.
by mpott September 9, 2011
Get the doc blockmug. Term originated from Ken Block's gymkhana videos. Currently this term is used to target anyone with an AWD vehicle, especially a Subaru, to skillfully maneuver their cars around, over, and through a series of concrete, dirt, metal, human, tree-like and other obstacles using underdog acceleration and braking of their cars in comparison to Ken Block's STi.
Person1: Nice WRX you got there. Did you Ken Block it yet?
Person2: Word. Pulling off stunts and drifting this thing the day I got it.
Person2: Word. Pulling off stunts and drifting this thing the day I got it.
by Chron1c September 7, 2009
Get the Ken Block Itmug. Someone who comes into your hood, bleeds it dry of money and/or goods , and moves onto the next block-all while knockin the block off with a extremely loud stereo system.
by Dat Boi Matt 420 January 17, 2009
Get the block bleedamug. When a chick's friend comes over and takes her attention away from you spitting game. Not necessarily a cock block because there's no guarantee at that point you'd fuck, but her friend is cut blocking you from making progress.
So I was talking to her in the kitchen, and then her stupid friend came over and cut block me and took her outside to talk.
by Dwayne Bowe November 1, 2010
Get the cut blockmug. I saw this hottie the other day at Starbucks talking on her cellphone. She smiled at me and I thought to myself, "Game on!" That was until I approached the bar and saw the band on her cellhand. Total rock block!
by Drewsus September 16, 2007
Get the rock blockmug. Blocking someone on a social networking site, hookup site or app before that person has ever had a chance to contact you.
Gay Guy A: Eww, look at that nasty old man!
Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?
Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!
Gay Guy B: Nashty.
Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?
Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!
Gay Guy B: Nashty.
by Larrold June 8, 2011
Get the Preemptive Blockmug.