ni hao bitches

funny ass greeting.

*red walks into room*
Red: ni hao bitches

Blue: sup?

Red: nm

by 95161634546584552187331111255 July 12, 2009

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

Bitches and Cream

1) a cool way of swearing while sounding slightly camp.

2) a coffee with baileys.

1) oh Bitches and Cream that hurt!

2) *in a bar* Can i have a bitches and cream please?

by Tyrosine December 11, 2010

Bitchless

Having no hoes on your little cock

Caleb and Jackson are always bitchless. They seem to get no butt.

by Thebuttman69 February 24, 2022

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.

John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

Hot N' Now Bitches

Residents from Kalamazoo, MI who are too cheap to apprectiate the town's finer dining establishments and choosse to frequent the local burger shack.

"The new tapas bar in town has esquisite food and pricey drinks, not the enivironment for you Hot N' Now bitches"

by Tarsis Lopez May 4, 2008