How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

by fen riss August 22, 2011

Faba Beans

adj. To act stupid or moronic; an idiot.

John: Man, Jimmy's being acting like such a douche right now...
Bob: Yeah man, he's all like faba beans.

Random angry dude: Man you so dumb, you all like faba beans!

by TheBlondeNextToMeIsDumb November 14, 2011

Murder bears

A collection of stuffed animals tied to street signs or telephone poles. Other items such as liquor bottles or flowers will accompany the bears. Common in Detroit, these memorials signify a tragedy occurred which is often a violent death.

Meet me on the corner of Gratiot and seven miles near the murder bears.

by Emily Street May 16, 2016

pork and beans

A term for a man's size challenged genitalia

Friend: Did you have sex with Dave last night?

Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!

by Old Bastard Dave May 1, 2016

Jerry Beans Man

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

by TeamJBM December 27, 2009

polar bears

polar bears commonly known as....uh...polar bears first lived in the north pole and then floated down to antarctica on an iceberg and lived in harmony with the penguins.

Polar Bears Live With Penguins Until provoked, then they attack them.

by trogdor_the_burninator_now October 31, 2007

beans

Slang for any currency you would use.

Damn man, these new headphones; only 20 beans!

by Jay_H May 27, 2007