Fish Bat

A fish Bat is an obese woman that is a bitch.

Often referred to as fat bitches.

Ex. Broskie, check this "fish bat" out. Shes got some tig ol bitties

by Fish Filet Friday May 12, 2010

Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

by dabiscuit September 26, 2011

Backwards Bat

The act of masturbating while squatting but reaching for and massaging the penis from behind yourself. Hence Backwards Batting. Warning only experts should ever attempt this masturbation technique

Hey bro just got back from Smashing Rock just rubbed one out. Backwards Batting sure is fun.

by PoonSlayer1 August 27, 2021

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020