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Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.
Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!
by JudJud1970 March 4, 2024
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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Ballooning

Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
by el payne April 24, 2019
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