Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022

bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.

Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.

by hgo9889 September 21, 2014

Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.

Cancer in butthole is my life

by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

butthole pussy

When the taint is too short and the poopoo gets on the pussy.

" Damn! I pooped my pants and it got all up in my butthole pussy."

by Jefferey Suttbag April 15, 2021

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020