Splatter-blast

One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.

Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!

Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.

~ Finest

by _finest January 8, 2018

Ping Pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast

When you are having sex with an Asian woman with gargantuan jugs, and smack her sacks with your hands back and forth extremely fast, almost like a ping pong match.

Oh man, you see that asain chick with them huge honkers? Wouldn’t mind giving her a ping pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast.

by Likamystrokamysuckamycack July 10, 2019

bafterwards

A part of everyones body that appears between the nipple and the armpit and it is often used to please someone. It is possible to lick, squeeze, and kiss the bafterwards.

Nyle: May I squeeze your bafterwards?
Zack: You don't have to ask just go for it.
Robby: Oh! me too Nyle!

by Zack Boltansky July 31, 2008

Baja Blast

A sexual act where a guy blasts a girl in the face with his load of cum while going "bahahahaha".

Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."

by AzaleasSuck August 19, 2014

Blant

The combination of a blog and a rant. Part blog, part rant. The word came up by accedent while combining the two.

"Did you read's Mike's latest blant? He really let his opinions out of the box this time."

by Daisy O'Malley March 19, 2009

Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.

Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.

by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

Caramel Blast

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth then have her lick your anus as you proceed to have diarrhea in her mouth. This causes projectile vomiting that looks like caramel. Hence the name, caramel blast.

That chick passed out after I gave her a caramel blast.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009