anal beasting

having a big nob shuved into ur ass

having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting

by james(baby-dick) botham November 7, 2008

bestige

A badass band In spokane washington.
Trash Metal With Melodic Keys and Brutal Vocals.

Consisting of members
Jake-Vocals
Sam-Guitar
Rob-Drums
Josh-Guitar
Traci-Keyboard

They Took 2nd place in a huge battle of the bands and have been taking Spokane by suprise ince,
coming to a town near you! EVENTUALLY

They Dont like bass players and have gotten rid of 2 of them, also have no future intentions on getting one.

Bestige is an awesome band in spokane

by Dalten June 13, 2008

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

beastiality

u know when u seen that middle-aged welsh farmer really getting through that sheep? that was beastiality.

Q-was it good for u too?
A-bah

by Tom hubbard September 17, 2006

beatiful

A word that meanz someone is attractive both on the outside and the inside. Love Not lust

shes so beatiful beacause she is so hot outside and so hot on the inside

by www.myspace.com/ustopit October 9, 2008

Bestione

A big beast that looks scary or frightening in appearance but in reality is cuddly and soft as shite on the inside.
Other qualities are frequent lack of cunning or common sense, clumsiness (or often seen as being "unfortunate"), sexy in an unconventionale manner, and childish (in a nive way).

Life is much more fun with a bestione, says Clara.

by Clarina March 30, 2009

bestinies

1. When two people were meant to be best freinds
2. When its destiny for two people to be best friends

You may tell a newly dating couple that its destiny for them to be together; thats its meant to be. When two people are meant to be best friends, instead of saying they're destiny, you would say that they are bestiny...They are bestinies. Person A: "Jamie and I are besties. We come from completely seperate worlds and backgrounds, but we're somehow best friends." Person B: "Oh you two are besties? No, yall are bestinies!"

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010