back to the futured

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father

"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."

by sharc September 13, 2014

hairy back wheels

Either one of the two oval organs that produce sperm in men and other mammal males enclosed in the scrotum behimd the penis

That guy has a big set of hairy back wheels

by Spanno October 6, 2015

Back Porch Weed

The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.

Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"

by Coughdropper November 11, 2015

Slung back

To be tatted up

"That dude's slung back with some sick ass ink"

by Reddogone1985 January 12, 2016

B-back

Pressing B to warp back to base in games like League of Legends and Smite.

"Sorry guys I'm out of mana, gotta b-back"

"No dude! You just got me killed #$@#%!#"

by terryschaivo September 19, 2016

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

back alley special

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017