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August 29

White guy: yo yo yo im white so I cant say the n word
Nigga: No man, its August 29. Say it nigga
White guy: thanks nigga!
by mconionburger May 9, 2019
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August

A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.
Person: This guy is dumb
Person 2: He’s an August person
by IAmWeirdAndFunny August 23, 2018
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August 17

Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir
by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019
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langdon auger

langdon is one crazy emcee from canada
'langdon auger spat to a phat crowd the other night'
by smith marchand March 1, 2005
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Augusta

A shit hole town in Georgia full of rednecks, racists, and assorted white trash. They host a little golf tournament in the Spring. That's the only thing the place has going for it. Full of crappy chain restaurants and the fat people that eat at them. One of the most corrupt cities anywhere. Just a very trashy and polluted city. The arm pit of The South.
I spent a month in Augusta and the only thing there was to do was go to Wal-mart and make fun of all the fat rednecks.
by FarmFresh July 17, 2009
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August

The month when Halloween starts.
"Is it August?"

"Yep"

"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"

*This Is Halloween starts playing*
by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019
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August 9

August 9th is the menendez brothers day. If you don't already know, the menendez brothers killed their parents because of emotional and sexual abuse. They also killed their parents because the parents that day said that they were gonna kill them before Eric and Lyle actually killed them, so it's self defense. They got sexually abused from 6-18, and they feared their parents. They didn't kill for money, they only spent it because that was how the way they coped. They got sentenced for life, back in 1996. Now it's been 31 years, and they need a re trial. And if you say they are lying, they were not. They had evidence that their dad took photos of them naked. He also had gay porn magazines, and new evidence that he wrote a letter to his cousin that his parents were STILL molesting him. Kitty Menendez knew that this was happening and she still allowed the sexual abuse, but she didn't do anything about it because she was scared of her husband. Jose Menendez is the father that sexually molested both kids, Lyle Menendez and Eric Menendez. Eric and lyle were so terrified of the parents that they both bought a 12 gauge shotgun at the store and shot their parents. They need justice, and they are victims of the parents, Joe Menendez and Kitty Menendez. Eric is 50 right now and Lyle is 53, USE ALL OF YOUR PLATFORMS IDC TIK TOK OR INSTA BUT PLEASE HELP THESE KIDS, THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FAILED THEM. LET'S FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS AS OF TODAY !!! THEY AREN'T MURDERERS THEY ARE VICTIMS💙
Someone: "Hey, do you know what day it is?"
You: It's August 9th

Someone: "OH MY GOSH IT'S THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS DAY"
You: 😁
(i tried to make it a sentence ok😂)
by abigail💙 May 22, 2021
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