Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin

Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Austin

A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.

“ Is that an austin? “
“ look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”

by Mybeardsbig November 23, 2021

Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up…

Austin Wow this man oh man busss

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022