adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

adoline

A fucking worldly studmuffin with above average intelligence and penis size!

That mofo is a straight Adoline!

by Turtl January 16, 2018

adult hot

When you go out with your girl and she’s done dressing like a teen and pulls off that scarf and long adult ass coat jawn

Sean took Noelle to dinner and said damn babe you’re “adult hot” af

by ASAP seany December 16, 2017

adotion

When you want to adopt something but you’re not alowed/or you can’t . (Means no adoption)

I asked my auntie if we can adopt the cat she said adotion (no adoption)

by ELDenny May 12, 2018

adoptleged

When someone was born poor but then wealthy privileged family adopted them.

Hey Lorenzo, do you know that chick Jenn? Yeah, the boujee privileged chick? Did u know she was born poor but she was adopted by a wealthy family. I didn’t know Jenn was adoptleged!

by Serrot84 May 16, 2018

adult hair

another word for pubes.

"i.. i just cant picture kagehina with adult hair."
"me too."

by colberino May 23, 2018