Alyssa is the most retarted girl you will ever meet. She is a little weeny jr and likes to sniff vagina and eat feet. She is a very weird person and a gay furry. She usually has blonde hair so basically a dumb idiot.
by Sxenpai November 10, 2019
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Random boys friend: Cause you gotta talk to her irl she’s very nice and if she likes you she’ll talk to you but if not be prepared for a nice let down.
Random boy: broooo Alyssa’s so damn hot and kind, intelligent, and smart! I wanna get with her but she’s so never looks at my dm.
Random boys friend: Cause you gotta talk to her irl she’s very nice and if she likes you she’ll talk to you but if not be prepared for a nice let down.
by Yess_.girl August 3, 2018
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Alyssa is a nice girl at first until she backstabs you or bullies you. She never dresses according to the weather and is often twiggy like. She has to have drama because it makes her feel better about her trashy personality and will likely snitch on you even if you call her dumb.
by SexySquaker February 18, 2019
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by TooSweg August 23, 2018
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Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance
Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
by JJ_monster November 11, 2018
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