molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

by McRaezy June 5, 2018

Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

by Theogcharlitos June 4, 2017

Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

by James Ray November 30, 2006

Black-Snake

Verb - for a black male to have sex with a female of another race, specifically white females. A highly racist and derogatory term.

White Guy 1: Yo, I'm going to hook up with Cindy tonight.

White Guy 2: You don't want to do that dude. Marcus black-snaked her last week.

White Guy 1: Cindy was black-snaked by Marcus? That shit is ruined now.

by SANDNIGGA222 January 13, 2010