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Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.
I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.
by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021
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Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.
"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."
by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005
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Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...
I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson
by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009
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johnson, vt

The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....

Ariana: so define it.
by maggeth1 July 23, 2009
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Coby Johnson

A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.
Person 1:Who’s the guy that likes grannies and young girls
Person 2: Oh that’s Coby Johnson
by The OG worder January 27, 2018
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dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.
I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson
by sir kenneth November 9, 2014
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elliot johnson

the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️
Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog
by Gooseystar123 July 19, 2021
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