by justinsnyder. March 06, 2009
The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
by GeorgeRBourdieu June 01, 2012
The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 04, 2003
Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
by Go Fuck YO SELF August 12, 2007
by Kenoh September 02, 2008
An edible gift sent to a company from a fan. Typically takes the form of nuts, chocolate or mixed treats. Employees are often hesistant to eat it at first but that hesistancy subsides once the afternoon snack cravings kick in.
Coworker 1: "Hey, I am going to run to the vending machines, you want anything"
Coworker 2: "Didn't you hear, someone sent us some fan candy! Why don't you just hit that?"
Coworker 1: "Ahhh, I don't know...what if they poisoned it or something?"
Coworker 2: "Relax, you are paranoid. They sent chocolate covered coffee beans and curried nuts. I've been eating them all afternoon!"
Coworker 2: "Didn't you hear, someone sent us some fan candy! Why don't you just hit that?"
Coworker 1: "Ahhh, I don't know...what if they poisoned it or something?"
Coworker 2: "Relax, you are paranoid. They sent chocolate covered coffee beans and curried nuts. I've been eating them all afternoon!"
by fan_candy_fan January 28, 2010