Act of male masturbation, can only be performed by circumsized men. Where the masturbation becomes so vigorous and violent that the hand actually hits the testicles while stroking the shaft.
I went to sleep and woke up and my friend Billy was "hitting the sack" next to me wearing nothing but a lamp shade over his head.
by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010
Get the Hitting the Sackmug. by Jake Olson March 24, 2016
Get the hit the johnmug. A kill hit is a smoking trick that in order to be completed correctly, requires the smoker to first fill there lungs with smoke, THEN there MOUTH.
The smoker then opens there mouth gently exhales the pure white smoke that had filled there mouth. They then must re-inhale the smoke while it still lingers thickly in the air to successfully complete the kill hit trick.
Kill hits are mainly popular among marijuana users, as tobacco smoke is found to be too harsh.
The most popular kill hit is the mushroom cloud, in which the smoker exhales the smoke in the shape of a mushroom, but other smoke shapes can be used.
The smoker then opens there mouth gently exhales the pure white smoke that had filled there mouth. They then must re-inhale the smoke while it still lingers thickly in the air to successfully complete the kill hit trick.
Kill hits are mainly popular among marijuana users, as tobacco smoke is found to be too harsh.
The most popular kill hit is the mushroom cloud, in which the smoker exhales the smoke in the shape of a mushroom, but other smoke shapes can be used.
by Smoker X December 27, 2010
Get the Kill Hitmug. to smoke, generally cannabis and/or tobacco, but sometimes other substances, out of a bong.
Derived from "hit a bong".
Derived from "hit a bong".
Person 1: "One second dude, I just gotta hit a B and then I'll drive you home."
Person 2: "No, driving while intoxicated is a criminal offense in most countries!"
Person 2: "No, driving while intoxicated is a criminal offense in most countries!"
by stoner2009 May 27, 2009
Get the hit a Bmug. by MrPoliticianMan January 25, 2006
Get the burp hitmug. #1.
Using the bathroom.
#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
Using the bathroom.
#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.
2.
MOM: What were you two doing?
KID 1: We were hitting the john!
KID 2: Yeah!
KID 3: (laughs)
I went downstairs after hitting the john.
2.
MOM: What were you two doing?
KID 1: We were hitting the john!
KID 2: Yeah!
KID 3: (laughs)
by Zolotros March 30, 2010
Get the hitting the johnmug. HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
by SlavicAutism November 5, 2018
Get the hit or missmug.