#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

BT-5

A cavalry tank, used by the Soviet Union from 1933 to 1941. Armed with a 45mm gun, and up to 13mm in armour.

Can you name any Soviet tanks?

I know the BT-5

by Glamrock Chica November 26, 2022

May 5

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

36/5

Like its 24/7 but much better

I want my clothes 36/5 breathable

by Tuttsy November 19, 2020

November 5

on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day

November 5 just do it!!!!

by lover1133 October 18, 2021

May 5

Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 26, 2019

Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011