Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cum horror

Typical of situations wherein one is not attracted to a person physically or emotionally, but still partakes in a sexual act due to lust. Upon climax, when the hormonal impulse has been satisfied, one feels an overwhelming feeling of disgust and shame. Cum horror is often followed by post-sexual fugue.

Yeah we had sex, but I got a bad case of cum horror. I wanted to throw-up, so I just went to sleep hoping he wouldn't be there when I woke up.

by Felix Mariano Baia October 17, 2006

Cum bomb

Cum bomb, when you dont shoot your load for a couple weeks and then you finally bust you nut on some fine hoe's face in a massive amount

how many guys have done this released a huge cum bomb :D

by Corn for real June 17, 2008

cum dust

The solid state of cum; occurs some time after ejaculation when the cum becomes dry and flakey if left on some surface or in an orifice.

Later that day, after getting fucked in the ass, Jeanine saw some cum dust on her leg.

by TheKoz April 27, 2005

Cum Sock

A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR

Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi

by cumindog March 3, 2021

cum face

the most vulnerable and exceptional expression that you will ever see on a persons face

Dude, she was the hottest girl that I have ever been with but man, her cum face was crazy. She looked like someone stuck a fire extiguisher up her butt and turned it on full blast.

by herbiewa July 25, 2004

cum gussler

someone who enjoys eating, drinking, slurping, or gargling cum.

i shot a load in jenny's mouth last night, she devoureded that shit, she is what i call a cum gussler

by stussy_claus March 23, 2007