An absolute beta male
A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
by King Simp December 30, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by John Cake July 23, 2020
Get the simpmug. Raul said, "She's so beautiful man. Imma sound like a simp but I honestly think her beauty is gonna go down in history -- like the Marilyn Monroe of our generation."
by Estefo March 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
Get the simpmug.