sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

Sloppy Po

Person whose tennis scores are not a win for the team.

Hi James, I see that your sloppy po landed in my girlfriends hearth.

by Sick-Puppy June 2, 2021

sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

Sloppy Dallas

When someone sucks you off with a mouthful of dip.

Thinking about a sloppy Dallas is makin' me horny.

by p-p+v-v=BB October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Phil: “Dude, check out the girl 3 seats over. I hear she gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s in town.”
Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”

by Blub1rd October 15, 2020