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Union J

A 4-piece boyband from the UK who finished in fourth place on their season of the X Factor. Their fans are called jcats and sometimes newer ones are referred to as 'bananas'. Comprised of Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, Jamie 'JJ' Hamblett, and Jaymi Hensley.
Fan 1: Did you hear Union J's cover of Call Me Maybe?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was even better than the original!
by unionwhat December 30, 2012
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J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.
"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"
by The Legacy Boyz August 30, 2007
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j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck
ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him
by kayla April 26, 2004
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J-Mo

"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."

"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."
by kozakk August 3, 2005
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j-hart

A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
by looondon March 7, 2007
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J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted
I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.
by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011
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sammy J

nickname for the one n only...Samuel L Jackson, baby.
"snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"

"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.

did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"

"no, i didn't"

"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"

"pretty sweet"

"yeah...that sammmy j"
by psychotic_eagle September 17, 2008
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