Overpass ball

A game with 2 teams in which a ball is placed a-top an over pass. The first team to get the ball to their side wins. Any kind of physical punishment is fair game.

I can't believe Little Jimmy died in that last game of overpass ball... actually I can believe it.

by Seany Mikes July 7, 2018

Ball Call

When you jerk off in a call.

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."

by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021

shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??

by pussyfarter March 12, 2022

dragon balls

When you enjoy the action of a man dragging his balls all over your face.

Do you want to play dragon balls?
What's dragon ball?
when your drag-on your balls all over my face!

by S.Dubb October 3, 2016

ball sack

what is big in the summer small in the winter? a mans genitals!

can I put my ball sack in your jaw

by the explainer of all March 28, 2022

Monke Balls

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.

Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."

by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022

Balls

You don’t have any

Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021