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Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time
Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
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super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.
I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.
by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017
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cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.
by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
by toadboy123 February 12, 2017
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At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
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Booty blasting the sex hole

When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver
Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other
by Ses master3945 April 22, 2018
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