Zchnoodle Dog

The act of pouring hot cider into someone butt hole and having anal sex with condom covered with cinnamon

"Bro I Zchnoodle Dogged Helen last night. Boi it was a doozy!"

by PIkahChew January 19, 2022

dog

the god of a dyslexic

an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia is wondering if there's a dog in the middle of the night

by soypablonm September 3, 2022

water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog

To agree and be pleased with a direction another is guiding you.

Ok, come along now, time to get in the shower..

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog!

by Zenpath September 3, 2011

Ice dog 99

When you pump the Mr Whippy ice cream for a flake 99 into a willing and joyful participant’s gaping arsehole, then top with a classic Cadbury’s Flake

‘Hey baby you wanna try the ol’ Ice Dog 99?’

by I just love dickshunries May 2, 2025

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

dog

cats are better

shut up cats are just better than dogs

by stupidjuststupidstupid July 6, 2022