The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023
by D1lfSla3r69 February 11, 2023
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022
When a vagina warns you that you would not like it when it's angry, but you keep on goin at it, and next thing ya know........ It turns green and yells, "Pussy Smash!!!!!"
I was havin a good time with Kris, and they said don't make me angry with your jizz. Then, I hear, "PUSSY MAD!" Next thing ya know there's this big giant green Hulk Pussy rapped around my cock.
by FilZniK April 17, 2024
When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
"yes we had a flower pussy"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
- a half pint
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024
by Pinkpunkpenguin December 20, 2024