A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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James: No, I’m not gay.
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James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023
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A mosque for gay people like Musa. In such a mosque, there are gay imams that give khutbas about why homosexuality is “not haram” and how it wasn’t homosexuality that the qawn(tribe, people of) Lut were doing. This is a mosque where Musa and a man of his choice can have a gay nikah or gay wedding. In this mosque they also have gay events like gay iftars and gay eids which makes Musa happy. In this mosque, they also blast muslim nations and most Muslims for being against LGBTQXYZ, which makes Musa really happy and Musa agrees with everything they say. The mosque is also rainbow colored and the imams wear rainbow clothing.
When Musa goes to a mosque on his own, he goes to the gay mosque. And if he Wants to have a gay wedding, he has to go the gay Mosque, and his family will never go to his gay wedding, no matter the mosque, except for his Lesbian sister, Layla.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
Get the Gay mosque mug.My gay brother. He sometimes plays music or rewatches videos on his phone late at night when I’m trying to sleep, sometimes activates another PS4 controller and logs into my account( it’s so stupid how you can do that, it should be that you either have to log out of your account first or the when you try to log in with a controller whilst another one is already logged in, the passcode must be entered if one, and yes there is one for my account. He also says stupid shit unprovoked and can never shut up when he watches me play any video game. He’s also oftentimes, conveniently, in the shower when it’s time for him to pray maghrib with his family and listens to music all the time despite knowing that it’s haram, he also always has to spend his money on unnecessary things like junk food, video games etc. so it makes me wonder if he’s really a muslim because it doesn’t seem like Allah is his god, it seems like gay Musa took his desires as his god. If Allah was his god, he would try to never miss a prayer and obey the rules Allah has made in his religion.
Brawlhalla announcer: Snake eyes Gay Musa ( who is a deaf-ass): ahahaha he just gay guy. ( could also be his wishful thinking, because he probably just wishes that there was a gay guy in Brawlhalla, he also once put a pen in my ear and also used to connect his phone to YouTube on the TV and change the video just like his Lesbian sister, Layla.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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