Gay

Your mom

Your mom is gay

by Papi401 May 16, 2018

Gay

Your mom.

greg: Your mom is gay

craig: *instantaneously shatters into trillions upon trillions of fragments that used to make up what he once was but so incredibly fast that he doesn't even notice or feel it in his last nanoseconds of life*

greg: lol

by don'taskwhojoeis August 23, 2022

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

Gay Far

The lesbian metric system; A term to describe something extra far away

Yo that place is gay far i don’t wanna drive there

by Slay yassssss March 26, 2024

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

gay

happy. not gay it means happy

im so gay

by i love joshua dale thomason February 22, 2024

Gay

Anyone who is 6 ft tall but claims to be 6'9 or had dyed hair at some point

That hair proves how gay they are

by LumdyLoL December 4, 2023