by Bob I’ll April 11, 2022
Get the National Mctenny daymug. Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
Get the National Cut off people’s legs Daymug. september 28th is a day where maddy and tj have to cuddle and sleep together cause it’s her birthday and if they don’t she will commit toaster bath
by bigbootylatina August 4, 2021
Get the national cuddle daymug. April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
by DucANH2409_GluGlu April 7, 2024
Get the National Glu Daymug. National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”
Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”
William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”
William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022
Get the National Ben Daymug. April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen
“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
Get the National Penis Daymug. National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!
by Rjigiidid April 21, 2023
Get the National Caspian Daymug.