Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 6, 2022
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A short stalky man, that has an ass like a pumpkin, a true stazzi baby loves to crack cold ones with the boys everyday and pack fat ass lips
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Get the Babies mug.A person who grew up from nothing, and came along way by there self , & hustled to get where there at, nobody can stand in there way there born to win
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Get the Bottom baby mug.Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
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