my ass

An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.

"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"

by The World's Vampire June 26, 2003

ass anglers

When someone snags someone's ass with a hook while fishing!

Shit, George! You got me with your damn fishing hook again! You oughta be with ass anglers instead of a fishermen.

by d_drmr February 20, 2009

Candy-ass

(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.

"Dude, Nicole is such a candy-ass."
"I'm gonna go give that candy-ass my number"

by codeMonster April 24, 2014

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

by batshitcoffee September 17, 2019

pump ass

To carry out a task or operation vigorously, with a heightened urgency of purpose, or maximum efficiency.

"You're already late. You'd better pump ass!"

"You're really going to have to pump ass to finish those nachos before closing time."

by Kountry August 22, 2011

Pepperoni Ass

When someone's rear end stinks like pepperoni.

"This is the worst case of pepperoni ass I've seen in three decades as a doctor."

by Doctor Pepperoni August 4, 2016