my ass

An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.

"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"

by The World's Vampire June 26, 2003

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

pump ass

To carry out a task or operation vigorously, with a heightened urgency of purpose, or maximum efficiency.

"You're already late. You'd better pump ass!"

"You're really going to have to pump ass to finish those nachos before closing time."

by Kountry August 22, 2011

Pepperoni Ass

When someone's rear end stinks like pepperoni.

"This is the worst case of pepperoni ass I've seen in three decades as a doctor."

by Doctor Pepperoni August 4, 2016

ass anglers

When someone snags someone's ass with a hook while fishing!

Shit, George! You got me with your damn fishing hook again! You oughta be with ass anglers instead of a fishermen.

by d_drmr February 20, 2009

half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

by batshitcoffee September 17, 2019

Ass snatch

A phrase made by a/to a Mexican meaning much like "ass hole", but it lacks the same intellectuallity. This phrase was developed when a 14 year old Mexican boy was hit with an object and yelled back at the person, out of anger and not thinking, which is cleary seen. Advice to all, do NOT use this phrase unless you plan on being flamed and/or wish to be stoned to death.

???: *Throws an object at a Mexican*
Juan: What the fuck you ass snatch!
???: Ass snatch? Your a fucking lamer!

by Niumu December 15, 2004