Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020

pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

to pull a jack

a variation of angry white boy memes, to pull a jack means to cut your friends out of photos, post snapchat rants about them and do other petty shit when u argue

Omg did you hear about him throwing his housewarming gift out the window last night?
Oh yeah he got mad and decided to pull a jack

by ohdoja February 16, 2022

To pull a Mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: What can I do better in our relationship?

Person 2: You could be more respectful to me!

Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*

Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again? (To pull a Mediatonic on someone)

by Flaming Ape October 19, 2021

Pull up 270

A word a bunch of relentless faggots use.

" PULL UP 270." "270 UNWIPEABLE."

by Mickqy March 12, 2019

Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Pulling a carlos

Doing something for a loved one that makes every other man in the room look bad.

Yeah he stood barefoot in the snow fot 6 minutes to give her towel. He's just pulling a carlos!

by Anonymous6824 April 4, 2022