Seagull Shit

Shit from a Seagull
When a seagull is frightened or has to use the bathroom they shit, for they cant use the bathroom!
Most commonly found on sidewalks, bushes, cars, beaches, and much more!

Look at that Seagull Shit
OMG the seagull shit is on me
The seagull shitted in my car!

by Louis G. May 13, 2006

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shits and giggles

the act of defocating on a neighbors porch, and laughing all the way home

Im bored, anyone up for a round of shits and giggles?

by billybobjoeplumber January 16, 2009

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Shit mouth

Shit mouth is a term used to describe a person's vocabulary. This person is usually an over talker. Talks relentlessly about shit that doesn't matter. Mouth garbage, word spewage.

Rick always talks about nothing important to every one, he has cronic shit mouth.

by sMartipants June 1, 2012

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Ode to Shit

When your friends try to play "Ode to Joy" by Beethoven and it sounds like utter shit

Ode to Joy

Ode to Shit needs no example ^^^^

by PSPCOW June 15, 2011

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shit gibbon

a person who is obsessed with shitty objects and doesn't stop talking about them

person 1: Ryan insists he show me his stamp collection
person 2: What a fucking Shit Gibbon

by deleteduser February 5, 2020

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A sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman in the asshole, performing anal sex. One the man cums he whipes his jizz and her shit on a t shirt. This is very similar to a dirty sanchez, except this bitch is classy, and would not appreciate getting her makeup smeared

Guy 1: You t shitted that bitch last night?
Guy 2. Hell yeah, I can't believe she let me put it in. I wanted to go for the dirty sanchez, but she had just done her makeup. But the T-shit was still nice.

by Imoanyouwhores March 28, 2015

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