That guy was chasing the pussy through the woods instead of chasing the paper. if he/she wasn't a fugitive under suspicion and he wasn't the US Marshals, why was he hounding him/her?
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
by Yeeted lord April 17, 2022
by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022
I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy
by tummypit January 19, 2024
Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher
by queenmami March 18, 2016
by Daddygiver December 28, 2017
The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
by MattMalzone May 05, 2024