my boy Zach gets all the h0es. if you ever seen a girl crying about their boyfriend, its because their boyfriend isn't Zach. Zach is also the reason some men are gay and some lesbians became straight.
by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 February 13, 2023
doesn’t try hard in school basically the jock on campus. Very interested in sword fighting when drunk.
person 1: yo zach what did u get on your act?
Zach: doesn’t matter i didn’t try hard i’m just a jock. wanna sword fight? i’m not gay tho no homo
Zach: doesn’t matter i didn’t try hard i’m just a jock. wanna sword fight? i’m not gay tho no homo
by lsdn27 August 01, 2018
by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021
by 69696969696969696969699669 May 14, 2020
Them:do you know Zach?
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool
by Hyperionx13 June 28, 2022