by Blackbrain December 13, 2009
A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 04, 2021
Wizard means somebody with magic meanings or with the magic inside them. Like for example harry potter when harris told him he was A wizard but that’s just A story thought
by LittleLukey-Poo1 January 10, 2019
To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'
'WIZARD!'
by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022
by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017