Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

Silly Willy

A wet willy to the eye socket.

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"

by submison February 22, 2009

willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies

billy is a willy wobbler

by jason alan richard wosley May 9, 2003

weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 9, 2016

Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

by 1ob December 19, 2017