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Is state of depression whereby the victim usually a male is unable to get laid.
Is state of depression whereby the victim usually a male is unable to get laid.
Matt: Hey what's his problem
Josh: Oh he's having a virginity crisis.
John: Yeah that dude so needs to get laid.
Josh: Oh he's having a virginity crisis.
John: Yeah that dude so needs to get laid.
by cool typ March 19, 2008
Get the virginity crisis mug.In some cultures, especially conservative religious ones, women have anal and oral sex prior to marriage, so they will still be "vagina virgins" when they are married and their husband will be the first to "go there".
Mustafa's parents had Shakira examined by a doctor to ensure she was intact before marrying their son. They didn't know that she was just a vagina virgin, as Mustafa had been busting her purple starfish for weeks already.
by Rveil July 19, 2004
Get the vagina virgin mug.Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
by thygurunarrator February 18, 2009
Get the virgin-dictionary mug.a relatively well known person (usually a model or actress) for whom a google image search reveals no nudity or skankyness.
dude, i tried to google image search danielle panabaker after watching friday the 13th, but she's a google virgin!
by jewtaekateezee February 14, 2009
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Samantha and Ted are sexual virgins that are saving themselves for marriage, but who watch porn to fulfill their sexual gratifications until their wedding day.
by HoneyBear50000 April 23, 2010
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Originated from the Calgary, AB band The Atomic Virgins.
Originated from the Calgary, AB band The Atomic Virgins.
by A E April 13, 2008
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by poops July 11, 2005
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