Turd Bugular

Someone that tries to break into the bathroom stall while you are dropping off the kids at the pool.

I was taking a peaceful dump until that turd bugular came in and ruined it.

by SammyJD April 24, 2006

turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd Nipple

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

by Travis October 1, 2003

Turd Ass

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

turd polisher

trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.

a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.

by badger wood July 13, 2005